Unrestrained, irritating perky/stupid happiness which should be restrained. Heavily. So kid-friendly that it shouldn't be allowed within 100 yards of a playground, this Hawaiian-tinged KidPop/Folk cut features a whistling lead melody, backed by ukuleles, acoustic guitars, hand claps, acoustic bass, kick drum and tap dance-like side stick snare. @:20 a drum kit provides more forward momentum, making this a light, bouncy, jaunty emotional cancer on my soul. A fake-out ending @1:09 provides a brief respite for the whistling, but it returns @1:30 like genial herpes (not a misspelling, this is just a very polite STI), adding kid-like rhythmic vocals. Good for satire, cartoon-like joy, kitten videos, suggesting mild dementia and reminding people to wear bike helmets. Like Gary Busey wasn't enough.